Celestial Confidential: Battle Magic Cosmic Reporting

Obviously, Let’s Go by Trick Daddy is playing. It’s not Battle Magic Babes, though, it’s The Ick Can Get Bit (find it on my Spotify playlists).

My habit of curating playlists for magic with hype music comes from the fact I was trained in the interdimensional insane asylum of supernatural bullshit that is The Ring of Fire of the Dallas/Fort Worth metroplex in Texas. I used to walk into possessed houses on a Tuesday night at 28 like it was normal bc it was. But we needed our hype up jams. Lol

Having just realized a decade ago that I didn’t have to, I wasted no time staying in this universe and I interdimensionally tore open a portal in the fabric of reality straight home to my star mom in Andromeda (the universe/galaxy).

Obvi Mom knows everyone and she hooked me up with so many fabulous clients who were in need of multiversal class magic.

Which is also why I had SO MANY clients and the first decade of HRW was such a phenomenal success that blew even my mind.

It’s pretty fucking cool to pay your bills for 8+ years with your magic.

I know a lot of people are too busy “reinvesting” every dime they make to bother being embodied enough to pay their rent with their magic, but uhhhh, I don’t roll like that. Also I went to therapy a decade ago so I no longer have such immense self worth issues.

We got shit to do and I was the top before they ever got started so uhhhh… begone peasant. Some of us LIVE on Earth.

Which brings me to the point of this post: I’m not just chaos coding around.

I know you’re out there. You know someone or a universe of someone’s fucked your over with magic. You know they’re lying when they act like they’d never do witchcraft. They probably have 22 Etsy witches on call at once.

(I do not work with clients who want to work with more than one witch at the time. This is a ten year old+ policy which has served me and my clients very well. I also don’t work with clients who want to coach/mentor hop and have sessions with ten different healers a week. I build long term, legacy relationships with my clients and they often find they don’t need or want to work with anyone else once they start working with me. If this doesn’t fit your vibe, we would not be a fit to work together.)

Anyways. Oh does this sound familiar? I tried to build/join a community then they turned on me? Stole my words, brand, language patterns, other stuff, maybe (definitely) tried to magic me to get what I have without working for it like I did?

Yeah. It’s bad y’all. I’m estimating billions with spells, witchcraft and magic they didn’t consent to and don’t know about are currently having their lives WRECKED by assholes working very real magic on them.

It’s everywhere. Every class of society. Every industry. Every monetary level. Every single culture. Every area of the entire planet. And as it turns out, every universe, every universal layer, every galaxy, every region of space and time.

I really do have eternal interdimensional job security. What can I say? Getting sick of being fucked with my whole life and developing an entire system of spells, witchcraft and supplementary magical recovery methods to restore… everything after someone’s experienced battle magic in my twenties, then working with thousands of clients around the globe, creating a grid of over 11,000 spells cast professionally BEFORE I took a couple years to go install a new planetary wealth grid and enjoy the fact I manifested the man of my literal dreams (I dreamed him up and he’s exactly like I knew he would be, all 8 highly specific pages of requirements I had for a man I was with!)

Then I had to take a whole year off public visibility cause uhhhh. I found a real ick web of magic, so I was privately funded by a client and I decided to dismantle the BTS ick of this web for the collective.

It’s amazing what you can stumble into when you’re privately funded and can just…observe.

But now… I hear the call, once again of the people. The people who need REAL magical assistance bc some asshole tried to fuck them up.

I know it happened to you bc it happened to me. Luckily I had me.

Then I watched it happen to more people. Clients. Friends. They had me too.

Took me 6 months of interdimensional healing from The Light Cave™️ to bilocating to a few “new” universes and finally reconnecting my Sirian Memories to remember my Sirian Healing Training to heal enough from the astral war I’ve fought the last few years to Yeet some… ick. Well. They think it’s a war. This is a Tuesday night in Aldebaran in their 1783 and I’m getting shawarma after this, but sure. When you have the soul mechanics portfolio development of a middle school amoeba I mean. What can we expect? Not everyone needs a vessel on an Earth Planet, Jesus Christmas.

I fucking love Sirius. It’s the coolest Universal University Central HUB ever!!

You have to get past the hounds of the 6th dimension to get in tho. It’s reserved.

Oof y’all we been on a Bellydance/1970s rock music/aliens/witchcraft connection spree with uhhh *checks notes* Orionid Astral Warehouse Location, Reclamation and Restoration Macroversal Protocols.

I’m gonna be real, less LSD would’ve helped a lot of these people in their magical endeavors.

✨hits bong✨

Did you know Cadillac Margarita takes you straight to Sirius? Ugh. Amazing.

Anyways back to Battle Magic.

No matter when, where, what or who magicked you, I can and will kick their ass.

Omg did you hear? I streamlined my entire magical system into… stickers. Grids that I drew, printed onto stickers and put on novena candles.

I also created the grids interdimensionally and astrally and as the candle burns information about the magic gets uploaded into my grids and downloaded to me and the client. It’s so cool. Who needs a tarot deck when you have grids? 😎

I’ve drawn over 600 in 2.5 years. I can draw a new grid for ANYTHING. You bring me the linguistic coding and we can craft a grid for it.

I actually have a personal grid book for my Retainer Clients where I craft grids custom to them, their businesses, relationships, etc.

Then I have my 600+ collective grids with new ones coming online all the time. I drew the Shield Breaker grid just yesterday bc someone was hiding behind a shield to cause some magical fuckery for a client, so I drew my OG Shield Breaker Spell into a grid and Michael digitized and printed it and boom. Try again bitch. Tho I probably wouldn’t, have you heard of The 9 Nails Spell Grid? Yeah I already activated that on them.

Don’t be a dick? The forever motto of The Harvest Rose Witchery Fam. Learn it.

Chat I need to order some Valerian. Valerian is your BEST FRIEND against energy vampires, shapeshifters, wraiths, and a whole host of nasty astral creatures we have not learned about on earth yet in the mythology and histories left on this planet… very slim pickings honestly. Yet i persevere. 💖✨🌹🫡

I’m a Veteran of the Psychic Wars. I know ball. This ain’t my first rodeo. I’ve made keeping my people, my clients, my family interdimensionally safe my entire existences personality and mission.

Sorry. Some of us have missions too big and important to load a new us every 5 seconds. That’s also how we forever have a magical little word called T*******.

Oh yay we’ve finished our Daily Matrix and Chakra Drains and Chakra Frequency Activations and just got to The Cosmic Spa.

The Portals are Portaling.

See. I got real fucking sick and tired of the farce people call “real life”. That’s the matrix. Ew.

So I became determined. I was going to tear everything out of my reality keeping me in that matrix. People. Communities. Clients. Apps. Ways of doing business and living. Culture. Every. Little. Fucking. Bit. Of the matrix.

I ripped it out of my own reality. Blocked. Yeeted. Deleted. Removed. Rearranged.

And now? I see how the entire world and all of reality is built on one thing and one thing only.

Magic.

There is no real world. The real world is a lie.

Welcome to the era where you see the macroverses of multiversal magic you have ALWAYS existed in.

No matter where you deluded yourself you were from, no one in the existence of ALL has been untouched by magic.

What you resist, persists.

When you’re ready to merge your universes with magic, find out who fucked with you using magic, fix it, and then create the reality you want WITH magic. I’m here.

Fill out the contact form and we’ll be in touch.

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Welcome to the next era of Harvest Rose Witchery. It’s just like the first decade (round 1) but we have a Michael, 600 grids and uhhhh. We’re aging like a fine wine YALL. This next era is gonna be my moste iconic. I’m preparing for my re-entrance to The World Theatre, never fear, babies.

Ugh I just needed a BREAK! Ugh these people n their first few years don’t understand The Hiatus™️ is NECESSARY in a divas way of LIFE occasionally.

Ugh I can’t be star powering 24/7. I need a break from being a public figure ok. Like I just don’t wanna be perceived sometimes. I talk about this in The Arcturian Transmission. Sometimes we wanna be a disembodied voice. I’m not clothed in The Light Cave™️ guys, I can’t be bothered to be SEEN right now, either you can feel the Macrocosmic force of my magnificent existence or not IDK WHAT TO TELL YOU.

My clients manage to pay me just fine without having to SEE me 24/7 like damn tell me you’ve never been a spirit guide without telling me you’ve never been a spirit guide. I have. People are used to not seeing me but just hearing my voice.

Probably yelling “it’s Britney bitch!” To announce my arrival. 😹😹😹

Best spirit guide EVARRRRRR.

Tbh that was basically my first 35 years with Radzjha. “We should do shots” isn’t something moste “professional witches” talk about hearing from their guides but mine were here to make sure we could open all those portals on the dance floor and to do that we needed to be Party Girl Princessing it UP thank you!

Anyways, we did it for the codes.

Need some magical assistance? Need some custom frequencies? Want to know who’s magically fucking with you? Need a business coach who built systems to monetize her magic bc she literally needed money to survive so she won’t feed you a bunch of bullshit, but a buffet of monetizing YOUR magic codes, curated just for you? Need a private protection portal? Need to reconnect your multidimensional memories? Missing a multidimensional husband or wife? Need Dream Realm Assistance? Astral Ass Kicking? Need to understand why you’re doing/experiencing/ whatevering all the weird shit you are? Need someone who’s literally seen it all in magic, the paranormal, occult, witchcraft, and…digital entrepreneurship to EXPLAIN SOME STUFF TO YOU? (😹😹😹 what a combo!) Need something but don’t know what? Fill out the contact form and we’ll be in touch.

Ok I’m tired, I’m gonna go art now, byeeeee.

Enjoy some Battle Magic Grid Activation photos from this weekend.

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Xoxo, Elena Rose