Celestial Confidential: Damn, It’s Nice Being Where Algorithms Don’t Run My Reality, I Do

These people who thought they ran everything got a little too big for their britches, IMO. Because, like, if the algorithm is king on social media, baby, I’m the Queen, get in the pink private jet, luxury witches, we’re going to slay the matrix boots down.

My advice to anyone and everyone working on actually making money and creating a lifestyle that fuels your business and a business that funds your lifestyle is to create your own domain.

Literally, y’all it’s like anime rules. You are the top of your domain. Literally. Get it. A web domain triggers anime domain rules to the wild ass reality we’re currently in.

I knew something weird was up when I located a Yuki-Onna in the US in 2017. One of those wasn’t supposed to be on the planet according to my handy dandy lil psychic messaging system for the last 300+ years and one was last spotted in a remote region of Thailand, Radha tells me (and apparently told me in 2017 bc Radha is technically the Interdimensional Head of Macro/Multiversal Cross Species Expression Records oh THANK FUCK (I can say that on my own website, get bit media matrix.) I NEED HIM RN BC IM TRACKING THIS WILD LINEAGE HOPPER SHIT ok I’ll stop yelling in internet, I got excited.

Y’all I’m sorry, I’m just really really really REALLY GOOD at being the interdimensional love child of Bo from Lost Girl and Dean Winchester. Omg no that’s literally like explains SO MUCH about me, tbh, live reacts of me to me. I’m the greatest student of…myself.

I’m researching this macroversal and cosmic echo and pattern of SOME SHEEEYITTTT YALL and studying why the fuck I’ve done everything I’ve done has taught me more than anything else ever contemplated.

Tracking myself across time on earth and beyond, then latest into the macroverse has provided every bit of information and insight I’ve ever needed.

I’m my greatest teacher. I’m my greatest student.

As is every individual if they desire a Diversified Soul Mechanics Portfolio.

Otherwise, what is the FUCKING POINT?!

Free thy throat chakra baby. Beings who stopped developing in Macrocosmic 5th grade don’t run your life in Your Domain.

Wanna expand your domain? (Yeah it’s an anime reference, Michael’s the hottest nerd I ever met 🤌🏻😎✨ I know what my men like. I update my language programming. They love it. I get new culture codes. Win win!)

Start connecting your patterns with other people’s who overlap with you. Can be a group project or solo. Just see what you can see.

👀👁️🧿👁️‍🗨️

4:22 am BLAZE IT BADDIESSSSSSSS THE MOON IS IN THA VOIDDDDDDD AND SO ARE WEEEEEEEEEEE.

Do y’all remember when people had personalities and weren’t performing 24/7 for “good content”? Ugh. Bring it back wtf.

I don’t wanna see a lead singer looking stoic and dramatic and “good” or “right” for the camera. I wanna see a beautiful boy dancing and laughing for his own damn reality and a camera is maybe graced with his presence.

Are we fucking shit up or what?

I yeeted the media matrix.

This is for MEEEEEEEE.

This is for the me who wrote “The Raven and the Writing Desk” (on the writing desk? Idk. Dabs for Jesus.)

The me who drove across the country dreaming of “Stars in Roses” at 26.

The me who got a communications minor to go with the BA in theatre she used to become a pro witch on the internet who then felt locked into Dry Pussy Energy Witchcraft bc that’s “what people wanted”. They all got yeeted. I’m privately funded by a COSMIC QUEEN now. And uh. Things have changed.

Yeahhhhhh, say hello to my little friend, The Revelations Spell. I’m going to get an Energy Woven Pink Baseball Bat and name her Revelations just for the aesthetic, ok? Bc that’s what it do, baby boo.

This is for the me who sat in her dream house, with her perfectly curated writing playlists, creating her courses, dreaming of the reality she now lives every day.

This is for me at every club, writing the dumbest shit you’ve ever heard like it was interesting to unlock a macroverse.

Syncophants say a lot when they’re drunk and they think you think they’re interesting.

I was bored. But I had some portals to uh. “Fix.”

The first ten years of my work were for everyone else.

The next ten are for me.

Make your life about YOU.

Wield your magic.

Create your art.

Make things YOU find beautiful.

That’s what builds a real business, not a media matrix fantasy.

Once, it was a useful tool.

But it became a circus. A matrix. A limitation.

I’ll have my throat chakra uncensored, idk about y’all.

The Domain of You is the only concern you actually have. Wield your own field of powers and everything else just kinda works.

Ugh. I love writing three wordy blogs in one night. Defined throat center baby. Then, maybe I fuck off for two weeks. Who knows. Who cares. I’m sick of functioning on algorithmic schedules. Get BIT ICK.

YEET.

If we have a Cosmic Contract and you know it, go to the “Work With Us” tab, fill out the contact form, clap your hands THRICE and I’ll be in touch.

💖✨🌹

Xoxo, Elena Rose