Celestial Confidential: “Yeah Dude, It’s Just Like the Andromedan Witch Wars, But It’s Just a Bunch of Lame Ass Wannabes Trying to Wield Shit They Can’t Lift. Welcome to The Lyran Magical Matrix.”
Idk, man, it’s just WILD to have literally paid your bills for almost a decade with magic and witchcraft, gotten your dream house at 29 WITH PUBLIC WITCHCRAFT AND MAGIC FUNDING IT, literally have made 6 figures a year with…
Celestial Confidential: Battle Magic Cosmic Reporting
Obviously, Let’s Go by Trick Daddy is playing. It’s not Battle Magic Babes, though, it’s The Ick Can Get Bit (find it on my Spotify playlists). My habit of curating playlists for magic with hype music comes from the fact…
Celestial Confidential: Missives From The Sirian Psych Wards- Part 1
There was a BIG problem in Sirius. A bunch of individuals went…crazy. There’s no better way to put it. And I don’t mean like a bunch of humans. I mean a bunch of everything BUT humans lost their shit. Have…
Celestial Confidential: Episode 2- The Sirius Gateway is Open. What’s the Cosmic Vybe?
Forest Flow by Monomi plays as I sit in the Light Cave on Sunday Night, 7/5. “You’ve had problems in the neighborhood before?” the song asks. Yeah, we’ve had problems in this cosma-local neighborhood before. We were on the way…
