Celestial Confidential: SURPRISE! It’s Probably Just Witchcraft

In the last decade of professional witchcraft practice I have discovered a WILD thing. Most of your “completely normal problems”? Probably caused by witchcraft at some point across or beyond time and space.

Magic has no expiration date. It doesn’t wear off. Even Magic done badly still has AN effect on the quantum wave.

Most people are just too busy looking for a rendition of a Hollywood film in their living room on a full moon to ever bother to see magic for what it is. Which is the manipulation, crafting, and reweaving of the fabric of all of reality.

Many individuals just feared it, and rather than becoming aware and adept at protecting themselves from the very real magical threats that have existed for an eternity at this point, they tried a variety of creative methods to wish it away, pretend it doesn’t exist or just plain old gaslight anyone who dared to suggest it was…magic.

And the wilder part is I’ve met like literally two people in the wild who actually knew anything real about magic, or could wield it. But I’ve met hundreds of people who claim to, at this point, if not thousands.

I’ve also tracked this pattern of magic to The Magical Matrix. Participants in TMM have a concerted interest in ensuring people are magically dependent on them, to the extent they’ll actively target their own clients to ensure repeat clientele for an eternity.

Tacky.

And it’s not just the witches and the magical practitioners on social media or popular crafting apps.

It’s the business coaches.

The astrology certification program hosts.

The musicians.

The artists.

The matrix of magic and business are like the most toxic couple EVER.

It’s the randos who saw you in a bar and psychotically decided you were their husband/ wife/partner.

It’s the people who were jealous of you a decade ago. Or copied you 5 minutes ago.

It’s everywhere.

I was utterly stunned 9 years ago when I discovered how RAMPANT magic and witchcraft already was. It was being wielded by idiots and wrecking people’s lives.

I’ve spent the last decade fixing the issues Magic has been used to cause.

And I’ll probably spend the rest of my incarnation doing the same thing.

And I have seen some utterly LUDICROUS ways magic has been used to harm other people.

I have been targeted myself, and my entire (multiple) systems of magic I’ve now created in the last 10 years was born from being supernaturally and magically targeted from a young age and having no choice but to defend myself.

I didn’t get here because of some grand prophecy, and I didn’t leave my dream life I manifested and hated to do it.

I was just a girl in Texas who wanted to sleep without shit fucking with me, wanted biddy old witches to stop targeting me, and I needed to make money to literally survive.

It wasn’t glamorous. It was drawing symbols on my arms in water proof black eyeliner until I could afford to get them tattooed so I wouldn’t be paranormally targeted as severely and working 80 hours a week to become a pro witch so I could afford to live and I could stop going to a job that made me anxious and I physically had issues going to bc I had a car wreck at 18 that left me with chronic pain, fatigue, a broken nervous system and “fibromyalgia”, which is a fancy way of saying “doctors never cared enough to find out what happened to me and I was supposed to just live with that at 18”.

That wreck was magically caused, too. I saw a wild ass showdown in the middle of an Oklahoma road right before my car flew through the air and I slid down an embankment where a barbed wire fence caught my fall before I barreled into the oak tree I was headed for.

I was like Paul Atreides when he lets go of the ship in the sandstorm. Lol

Anyways, tbh, if you have some wild issues in your life that are probably explainable, but also SUS, at least 85% of the time, in my experience which includes facilitating over 3,000 1:1 consultations, casting over 11,000 spells professionally, and studying every branch of magic available to learn about in the last 2 decades, I can tell you, it is sourced to a “magical” cause.

Also no, people DON’T have to actually light anything on fire or “cast a spell” to have a magical impact on you.

Yes, people go to church and talk about god and have a witch on the payroll OFTEN. I have been the witch on the payroll, I know. Magic and Witchcraft extend into all religions, countries, cultures, and economic statuses.

Yes, if you’ve thought for YEARS someone did something to you, they probably did. I have seen maybe 1-3% of people who really thought something was affecting them had something completely unrelated to witchcraft or magic BUT often related to trauma, and they’re honestly like bad second cousins IMO, having worked in psych wards and hospitals between the time of graduating with my BA in Theatre and starting Harvest Rose, that’s just an observation from a decade of private witchcraft practice, specializing in reversing the magic people had unconsentingly cast on them and restoring the timelines and realities that got collapsed when that magic happened. It’s very rare that a client has been sus of a scenario or person in their life and they’re wrong.

People are just programmed to gaslight themselves to cover up other people’s misdeeds.

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TTFN.

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Xoxo, Elena Rose