Celestial Confidential Episode 3: I’m Getting Yeeted Around the Multiverse at Midnight. I’m Just Trying to Eat Nachos. 

A stairwell in Orion. Do we want more Tabasco on the nachos? An alleyway in Sirius. Ooooh I have Hot Cocoa, thanks Michael. Lamaricum, that’s in a Versuq, Vervaccin, Hydra Portal just came through. “What did he do to the chips tonight, these nachos are fantastic?” Another stairwell in Orion. Another stairwell in Sirius. A laundry mat in Mintaka. That’s new. New Hampshire in December on Earth? I’ve never been to New Hampshire in this incarnation but apparently that was a street somewhere in New Hampshire. 

We’ll probably drive down it in five years. 

Beta Centauri. Beta Centauri. Beta Centauri. Three different locations back to back. I couldn’t describe them if I tried it was so fast. 

When I found out I was trained in a place called “The Universe of Disconnect”, macrocosmically to do this, lots of my life and reality suddenly made sense. 

Ooh hot cocoa! 

I was working on a new piece of Chaos Crochet, a beautiful pinks and purple spiral I think is likely to be a shawl. I’ve been obsessed with shawls since I was a child. I love a good shawl and I love making them for some unknown reason. 

Sirius. Rigel. Stairway. Alleyway. Beta Centauri. 

I was working on The Chakra Alignment Room in my new Temple of Hecate portal and it had all these Beta Centauri portals in it. 

Time to go hit upscale 9 more times. 

I had a very interesting series of dreams in 2021 I’m live starting to wonder if they were in the Orionid portal to Beta Centauri. 

Andromeda 1, Andromeda 2: Shenerata Portal to Hydra- Maisca Region, Andromeda 2: Pleiadian Beach Portals, Andromeda 1: The School Region on the Beach 12. 

I sling around the multiverse some more. 

Once more, I remember my cocoa. Time to hit upscale some more. 

Rigel. Rigel. Rigel. Pleiades. Pleiades. Aldebaran. Versuq. Versuq. Versuq. Maisca. Rigel. Maisca. Pleiades. Rigel. Rigel. Rigel. 

I chug some cocoa. 

Lost count. Job queue is full. I go back to writing. 

No mandala work today. I slept for a decent chunk of the day and just didn’t have dots in me today. 

The Chaos Crochet is Chaos Crocheting, though.  

Corn fields. Why do corn fields get beamed into my third eye at all hours of the day and night. 

And why am I now getting rural Maine/Vermont? I think that’s Maine and Vermont. I’ve never been to New England! But I’ve watched a lot of live streams from there and it looks like the same vibe. 

Oklahoma. Arkansas. Rigel. Texas. Rigel. Sirius. 

I started writing this 15 minutes ago. I’m tired now. The moon is void of course until approx 11 am EDT in the morning. 10 hour VOC. 

Rigel. A string of Macrocosmic portals in the Orion portal system I haven’t placed yet. 

Then. I fell asleep. Had a text at 5 am from The Energy Weaver informing me that a huge Macrocosmic Kaleidoscope Weave had just hit the planet like an auric earthquake. Checked the Schumann, right around that time a spike hit. 

It’s 8:40, I think I’m going to go back to sleep for a few hours, but we do indeed have a new rotation frequency added to the current planetary chaos trajectory timeline we’re on which is FABULOUS because how else do you drive a planet out of the spirals of the 6th dimension? 

There’s a storm currently brewing, however which is making the energetic conditions just a little spicy over the Pala System here in the Appalachians. 

Actually I’m half asleep, The Pala System astral logs show major updates and reconnections overnight. Like wow that’s a LOT of updates in 6 1/2 hours. I’m still tired. 

Sometimes I wake up just to process the planetary updates and go back to sleep. 

It’s part of the job. Like sometimes I wake up to talk to the planet and calm her down bc she angee. 

I’m not sure if going back to sleep is on my agenda until it starts raining bc I need to do some anchor weaves for the cosma-local area stat. 

Maybe this is why I slept so much yesterday. Lol 

Ah yes time for the July rain and storms. One of the perks of living in a temperate rain forest in the summer. 

You have the Fourth of July and then a couple of days later you wake up and it’s grey and misty outside and it’s time for the wet season and then boom, August arrives and it’s fall. 😹

As a fall loving Luxury Witch it is peak for me. 

We get months of weather that looks like it fell out of the Twilight Soundtrack and then it’s time for Blue Hour Extravaganza (aka winter) which lasts for about 5 months. 

I’m still acclimatizing, I’m used to Texas heat round the calendar, but I’m not a fan of being hot, and I love the atmosphere. 

When we got back to NC for my birthday in 2024 we were driving around Asheville and I was so impressed by the drama! The way the fog shrouded the mountains and the forests rising up everywhere was so fabulous to me. 

Texas has a lot of drama, too, but a cold, foggy January day rolling around the Blue Ridge Mountains is absolutely breathtaking in a way Texas just can’t conjure (it lacks the elevation to bring that flavor of drama codes!) 

I’m actually positive George Vanderbilt picked the location for The Biltmore he did, just for The Drama. Speaking of The Biltmore, I’m picking up some WILD neon activations etherically happening down there right now. Actually over half of Asheville is etherically popping off right now. 

We did The Asheville Grid from 2023-2024 as part of The Wealth Grid and Pala System Root Gridding we did back then so I have a full astral line to Asheville 24/7, like all my grid locations. 

I get woken up with codes about Dallas, New Orleans, LA, and given that I constructed a grid and installed it that spans the entire length of the southern half of the US from California to North Carolina in a 15 year time period, through road tripping the entirety of the southern half of the country, doing over half of that completely solo in my 20s to complete the western quadrant before I started HRW, and doing the eastern quadrant while running HRW, I also get all kinds of stuff from that whole entire area. 

Just the pertinent magical bits really, tho. 

Don’t start nothing, won’t be nothing? 

I need a cup of coffee, I don’t think we’re going back to sleep anytime soon, Diane. 

This pent up energy currently moving through the cloud deck is making me antsy. 

Actually, quick note, it actually cracks me up how hard some of these “grid warriors” have gone the last couple of years trying to make up for lost time. 

I was chilling in the Phoenix airport drinking a latte in 2009, with the basis of my 2700 mile long grid already in place (we’d done initiating installation mechanics in NC when I was about 5. Put me in a car and put on some good tunes, I’ll grid weave at 5. Baddies gotta baddie. If I incarnated with all this badassery and knowledge I could do it from birth). 

Tbh The Ick should’ve gotta better grid workers. Not to mention the absolutely MASSIVE planetary grid I then installed via Harvest Rose Witchery and my work with thousands of clients around the globe. 

Then we installed the Ascended Frequencies Grid. It had over 100,000 points in its first year via streams. 

My grids are all self inflating, too, so they bloom at precisely the right time. 

Grids are really like the flowers of the cosmos. 

Also these lil wannabes don’t apparently know you can’t actually access or do anything to the grids if you don’t have planetary grid access which none of them do. They are constructing overlays and attempting to hook them into the newly installed grids, just like the did in Lemuria, Atlantis, Orion, Rigel, Andromeda, Sirius, Antares, Aldebaran, Lyra and Pleiades. 

Thought we wouldn’t notice. But we did. 

Meanwhile they’re talking about their activities on social media and the real architects are like:

just clearing their astral clutter away with the wave of our magic wands and a bong hit! Thanks for telling us tho?

They out here WORKING too. 😹 I’ve never had to work that hard. While they’re like… live launching? Ew. 😹😹😹

They should really all worry about themselves instead, tbh, in my experience any man (or woman) who says it’s heaven or hell probably has something useless to sell. They ARE all selling a bunch of useless stuff now that I think about it. I’ve actually never seen such lower level individuals so highly congratulating themselves for nothing with such bravado in well, I was going to say all my lives, but as I’ve met them before, since I last encountered these beings, who have evidently had ZERO diversifications to their Soul Mechanics Portfolios in eons. 

Sad really. 

Time for a bowl of G41. 

As I was making my coffee I paused to do a quick video to send up to The Energy Weaver up North for atmospheric grid comparison. 

Ok, coffee obtained and G41 loaded. 

The time is noticeably out of joint right now. We’ll have a quick sojourn to the timeline shift frequency before we begin our daily drains of the matrix for the chakras and our daily activation frequency session. 

You can do the Daily Chakra Series too, here.

On that note, we’re going to bring this episode to a close so I can go get started on my daily mandala-ing and go over notes and plans interdimensionally for the week with Radha, Earl Grey, Phil and the rest of the bois upstairs for some Business in 7D™️. 

Radha’s been wanting to hit the bong and listen to Pink Skies (he loves that band, introduced me to them in 2023 via auto play on Spotify) since I got up, so I don’t want to keep him waiting any longer. 

We’ll be back with more Celestial Confidential Updates soon! 

Btw: Coffee Recipe “The Toasty Marshmallow” 

1 pack Organo Gold Latte Mix

4 pumps Monin Vanilla Syrup

Several swirls Torani White Chocolate

Whisk the above and 3/4 mug of water together. Top with Oatmilk. I use Planet Oat Vanilla. Elena Vessel Approved. 

Also a quick Luxury Witch Tip: Oud Incense is my top energy clearing and resetting incense. It’s the closest to how the temples smelled back in the day I can get. 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

Ttyl. 

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Xoxo, Elena Rose