Celestial Confidential: Codes From the Grid

It’s 11pm, and I’m “working”. Talking to my gorgeous Lotus of Hydra. Dance, Dance by Fall Out Boy plays.

The Grid has been Macrocosmically Recalibrated as we prepare for full Macro Reconnection next year.

That’s what happens on Year 7 of The Planetary Alchemical Process. We were expecting it. This isn’t our first rodeo.

You see, this planet had to get an emergency Macro Grid Upgrade so we could put her in a planet sized… uh… hospital.

She got her frequencies stolen and a bunch of her inside bits.

You should NOT turn your planet on if they’ve got bits taken out of their insides.

Luckily driving planets out of black holes with my brain is one of my superpowers.

So we did The PAP and boom. Now it’s recovery time.

Spa time for Multidimensional Baddie Planets!!!! ✨✨✨🥂🥂🥂🛀🛀🛀

Anyways, now that we’re parking her in Planetary Recovery Process Status for the next 7 years starting next year, it’s time to get her Khairos Time Flow turned on.

Ugh I LOVE planetary mechanics, you know I was working on some multiverses and macro regions for awhile, not mention the FUCKIN HUGEEEEE Cosma-Local regions.

Scaling down to a SINGLE PLANET? Like not 7 on different time zones? Just one?

Vacay timeeeeee!!!!

Lessons in Love by Neon Trees plays.

Ugh, I can’t believe some idiots deadass tried to hijack PLANETARY TIMELINES when like. They aren’t even celestials?! Wtf where they gonna do with them? Someone’s clearly FAILED Portal Mechanics 101.

✨chaos eternal void bong hit!!✨

So it’s really crazy how the matrix absolutely wants to limit people’s creative abilities. Omg. I’ve posted on my own damn blog twice in one day how DARE I post again?!

Fuck off.

Harassing Michael with my worst dance moves rn, as I type this live, as a recovering professional dancer, dancing “badly” is actually healing me, thx.

Anyways, idk this isn’t a dramatic transmission or transition.

A bunch of people should’ve deprogrammed from the drama matrix before they started channeling “prophecies”.

This is just the planet coalescing into a healing/recovery stage. Hope the people who have buried their heads in the sand are ok with their wake up calls tho.

For the ones riding the wave, we’ve got all the right moves in all the right places.

The grids are now at fully inflated status and deployment to full transition is upon us.

You ready for the flip to switch?

💖✨🌹🐇🗝️🕯️🍾🥂

Xoxo, ER